2 – Sit down on the toilet.
3 – Answer the door.
4 – Stand in the kitchen and begin to prepare dinner. For a quicker success rate, start cutting up raw chicken.
5 – Make yourself a hot drink and have the cheek to sit on the sofa.
6 – Turn on the shower and step inside.
7 – Take a younger sibling to change their nappy. The messier the nappy, the quicker the response.
8 – Book a babysitter and attempt to leave the house.
9 – Attempt to breastfeed a sibling.
10 – Step into a warm bath when they are sleeping peacefully. Your name will be called before you touch the bubbles
11 – Attempt to eat in their presence.
12 – Step within a few feet of a cleaning product or appliance.
13 – Whilst driving, pull onto a busy motorway. If your child was peacefully minding their own business beforehand, they will be shouting demands within seconds.
14 – Invite a friend over to your house and attempt to chat while the children play.
15 – Show even a hint of affection to your husband or partner. They will be there in seconds. Seconds.